26 February 2008

2356) You Have Two Cows . .

Russian Corporation
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

Taliban Corporation
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

Iraqi Corporation
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing. . .

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.

American Corporation
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

German Corporation
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer.

Italian Corporation
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

You have two cows
You don't know exactly why, but you're upset with that fact
In fact, you're upset with everything
And you rant all they long about that fact
Eventually you "krrral" so much that one of the cows dies
you go to freedom square and rant how it's the president's fault...

Or . .
You send them to Yerevan
At first the one w/ black mark on the face becomes the president
Then after 8 years white cow takes over the office

local cows and bulls are left put of the game
Locals don't like / local cows & Bulls go on strike / yergir@ yergir chi & Yerevan mern e Is the slogan

The only difference between Armenian Cows and cows and others is - Armenian cows don't get milked - They milk the rest of the nation